Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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