I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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