If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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