We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
How's work?
Spinning.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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