I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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