tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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