Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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