Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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