so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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