I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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