ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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