I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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