I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
We just shotgunned beers for America
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Found your dick twin last night
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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