so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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