hotel room ftw
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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