can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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