just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
