I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize