a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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