So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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