If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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