People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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