ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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