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I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
That reminds me...we need to get swords
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Is this like a preordered booty call?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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