You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Soap is not a condiment
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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