my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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