that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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