we're blogging at a bar
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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