it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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