yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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