In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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