I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You pole danced in your parka.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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