Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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