there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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