making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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