Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
tequila makes me forget i have legs
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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