it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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