There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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