found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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