But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
