Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize