I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
