and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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