Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
cat food counts as protein by the way
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Randomize
