And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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