I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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