you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I have tasted many bathrooms
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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