why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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