i would punch a child for taco bell
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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