i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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