We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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