Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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