Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Randomize