We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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