Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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